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themanthelegend
" It was a classic affirmation of everything right and true and decent in the national character. It was a gross physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country, but only for those with true grit. And we were chock full of that."

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To Whom it May Concern (if anybody)

Posted by themanthelegend - March 19th, 2009


-Read me. Be careful.
-I bite not.
Hi with people,

There are 3 nose hairs for you in Tahiti with chili and beans. (They're genuine collector's items). Big Bird says... You are for 17 or Fred Flintstone. New England Telephone. In order for you to live and die at the same time you must bring a herd of icebergs to graze on the grass in the Sahara Desert. Bob surfs on water. THREE MILLION TREES will infest your belly-button if you don't clean it every tuesday and thursday at 6:33 AM. If you ask every resident of Kentucky if you can touch his nose and poke his eye , you can have anything you want except for God's belly-button lint. And Madonna's cone bra.Why is your name not a number? There is a guru in Tokyo whom lives on a hut on Mt. Fuji. He cares. I don't. If your name was Wally Llama what would you be? Calcutta. Elephants all around. Major League Baseball's '94 slogan: No balls and a strike!!xq17lp2mostflri (writer died and fell on the keyboard). The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Lorena Bobbit plus John bobbit=4 Well mabye not. Polish people are cool because they never take showers. (thats a fact). They're cool, but they smell. If you live in Amoebaville than you must be an amoeba. ( UH-ME-BUH) Can you say that? Mine is a black hole. History is a force- I came before you to stand behind you and make this stupid speech that made no sense. Don't have a coniption fit. Okay? Okay. Bye now.
P.S. Bye
P.S.2 Bye
P.S.3 Bye
P.S.4 Did I already say bye?

- miss ya brother.


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